Unicorns Are People Too

I have tons of them, just ask. Anyway.

Today a tall skinny black guy came into the store with his mexican friend who was purchasing a bearded dragon. The mexican purchasing the bearded dragon was asking questions to another employee and the black guy was just commenting on everything. I was sweeping.

After him probing around he found the guinea pigs and started talking to them. Or rather yelling at them.

He just kept saying “WHEEEEEEE!!! WHEEEEEEE!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! WHEEEE!” it reminded me of that Geico commercial with the piggy that went wheee whee all the way home.

And while guinea’s are very talkative they all of a sudden shut up and he kept saying “WHHHEEEEE WHEEEEEEEEEEEE WHEEEEEEE!”

And I had to walk away because I was laughing.